How typical...I woke up early this morning for my driving lesson and stayed awake after. and what happens, I end up falling asleep after dinner for...i think it was about an hour...and Now I'm awake!!!
This is so annoying....Found something on facebook today!! I can't say I totally agree, but here goes:
Lets start by defining the word itself.WIFEY: "A wifey is a girl that has the potential to be a man's wife. This girl is a steady girl friend and is loved, she is kind, doesn't cheat, is trusted, and would make a good wife."
Wifey I hear you all you women say "Yeh that sounds like me"... Debatable!
As of late I have heard a lot of guys talking and saying there are not many wifeys about anymore, I echo their thoughts, as 10% of women have the wifey gene in there DNA... 90% carry the Hoe gene!Well said friend...
You so called independent women take it too far, and will end up lesbian, lol! Even Beyonce has a man and plays wifey, she made the term. Be independent ladies but dont be on a hype about it! Real Talk!Anyway what you have been waiting for, the Handbook...
Top 10 WIFEY RULES & REGULATIONS========================
1. FOOD... Never stop cooking... If you do, dont get mad when he is at a next girls house getting a hot meal, which you have failed to provide... If your not going to cook, let him know 5 hours in advance so you both can make arrangements for him to get in the kitchen, go out and eat or get a take away. Dont pull a surprise when he gets back from a long day at work and say "oh babe there's no dinner, sorry"!
2. NEVER think its acceptable to lose the plot... face wise, body wise, attitude wise! Familiarity breeds contempt!
3. OTHER DUDES 1... Lock them off!
4. OTHER DUDES 2... No moist/wet phones calls fullstop, and no standard phones calls after 9pm prime time.
5. OTHER DUDES 3... No bullshit like "I dont get on with girls"! AIR!
6. ETIQUETTE... Refrain from using road talk that you hear man dem using, i.e. "Fam", "Cuz", "Blud", "You get me tho", etc, its not cute! Be a lady!
7. FASHION... If he says it looks dodge, DONT wear it... "it looks dodge"... "Mr. Fake Baider" might think it looks live, but "Mr. Right" doesn't...
8. DRESS... Look nice for him, not raves... If you want to dress nice for raves, and look a mess for him, what does that say about you?
9. STOP RAVIN' .. party animals dont look like wifey's..(not saying there aren't any "wifey's" in raves, it just "LOOKS" that way). And if you did meet your wifey in a rave, WHY is she going back again?? She a wifey now, what you want a new guy, not enough swagger for you with the one you have?? Black girls to find other extra curriculum activities, like going to the library, theatre, play, go bowling, take a Spa day or suttin, other than sweating out their weaves to Tony Matterhorn!I'll let you in on a little "home-truths" here... "serious" guys don't like super RAVER chicks... That ones for free! If he does, then he probably raves more than you do, and has about 4 wifeys and your number 5!I'm not saying don't enjoy your life... I'm sayin be more creative, find some girly activities to do...
10. FAMILY... If you have not met his family after 12 months... It means one of 2 things..
.A. HE HAS NO FAMILY!
B. YOU NEED TO KEEP IT MOVIN!
This is so annoying....Found something on facebook today!! I can't say I totally agree, but here goes:
Lets start by defining the word itself.WIFEY: "A wifey is a girl that has the potential to be a man's wife. This girl is a steady girl friend and is loved, she is kind, doesn't cheat, is trusted, and would make a good wife."
Wifey I hear you all you women say "Yeh that sounds like me"... Debatable!
As of late I have heard a lot of guys talking and saying there are not many wifeys about anymore, I echo their thoughts, as 10% of women have the wifey gene in there DNA... 90% carry the Hoe gene!Well said friend...
You so called independent women take it too far, and will end up lesbian, lol! Even Beyonce has a man and plays wifey, she made the term. Be independent ladies but dont be on a hype about it! Real Talk!Anyway what you have been waiting for, the Handbook...
Top 10 WIFEY RULES & REGULATIONS========================
1. FOOD... Never stop cooking... If you do, dont get mad when he is at a next girls house getting a hot meal, which you have failed to provide... If your not going to cook, let him know 5 hours in advance so you both can make arrangements for him to get in the kitchen, go out and eat or get a take away. Dont pull a surprise when he gets back from a long day at work and say "oh babe there's no dinner, sorry"!
2. NEVER think its acceptable to lose the plot... face wise, body wise, attitude wise! Familiarity breeds contempt!
3. OTHER DUDES 1... Lock them off!
4. OTHER DUDES 2... No moist/wet phones calls fullstop, and no standard phones calls after 9pm prime time.
5. OTHER DUDES 3... No bullshit like "I dont get on with girls"! AIR!
6. ETIQUETTE... Refrain from using road talk that you hear man dem using, i.e. "Fam", "Cuz", "Blud", "You get me tho", etc, its not cute! Be a lady!
7. FASHION... If he says it looks dodge, DONT wear it... "it looks dodge"... "Mr. Fake Baider" might think it looks live, but "Mr. Right" doesn't...
8. DRESS... Look nice for him, not raves... If you want to dress nice for raves, and look a mess for him, what does that say about you?
9. STOP RAVIN' .. party animals dont look like wifey's..(not saying there aren't any "wifey's" in raves, it just "LOOKS" that way). And if you did meet your wifey in a rave, WHY is she going back again?? She a wifey now, what you want a new guy, not enough swagger for you with the one you have?? Black girls to find other extra curriculum activities, like going to the library, theatre, play, go bowling, take a Spa day or suttin, other than sweating out their weaves to Tony Matterhorn!I'll let you in on a little "home-truths" here... "serious" guys don't like super RAVER chicks... That ones for free! If he does, then he probably raves more than you do, and has about 4 wifeys and your number 5!I'm not saying don't enjoy your life... I'm sayin be more creative, find some girly activities to do...
10. FAMILY... If you have not met his family after 12 months... It means one of 2 things..
.A. HE HAS NO FAMILY!
B. YOU NEED TO KEEP IT MOVIN!
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ReplyDeleteWelcome to Blogvizzle!!
I'll be back to ravage your posts..
Got ta go to work now.. :-(
Lol!
My first comment...thnx for stopping by!!!
ReplyDeleteThis was a funny read..
ReplyDeleteShona Vixen did something similar recently..
But her list was like 30 commandments..